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when you masturbate twice on the same day


When you finger yourself while masturbating


when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs


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"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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*gets down on one knee* i still cant believe u dont know how to tie your own fucking shoes

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Anonymous: I want to die


Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

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*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*

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